Enthousiasme Gay
by KimUSA

...fireworks display @ MOA

After eating dinner, we witnessed the amazing fireworks display! I wonder how much they spent on that! It must have cost them an arm and a leg!

...@ MOA with my Mom, Judith and Maam Ruina

the night before my nanay left for Surigao, we we had dinner at Cafe Adriatico in MOA. The food was out of this world, especially the spicy gambas. Yum Yum Yum! My high school friend, Judith
Mrs. Ruina, Judith and my Mom

...getting hot and wild @ 1920

the kulitan had a hot and wild night at 1920 in Timog. At first, we were tamed like first timers but as soon as the hippie music was on, we were dancing like it was our last. couch dancing with Earl and Eliza
mga adik sa yosi. Earl and Jepz

with alvyn...that's all! hahaha

with macy and neil

the biatches

the winners! LOL

...halo halo pics @ jojo's place

Another fun night with the kulitan. Just taking advantage of our youth...as long as we live we should enjoy life to the fullest. Life's is too short to spend on trivial things!My babe Bernard...joke!
Tsupppp!

horror flick! with Victor

sogo? hehehe, Errol and Nino

?, Bernard and Wyeth

busy texting...each other! LOL! JP and Jhojo

hmmmp! sila na naman? Hehehe. Rovel and Macy

at dapat kasali ako...

Jen and me

sila na naman? cge na nga...Hehehe

...birthday ni Gene

The kulitan strikes again! Gate crashin at Gene's street birthday party. As in sa daan talaga! Hahaha. There were too many cuties present, but somewhat disappointing coz they were all up for the gals! Hmmp! It doesn't matter, I enjoyed the party anyway.

...ronald's birthday bash 10.16.08 @Metro Phi

We never expected Ronald would slash a certain amount from his savings for his birthday blowout. We'd been wooing him weeks before his birthday (coz that's what he does to others too). Well, we ended up at Metro Phi in Metrowalk relishing the, maybe first and last, blow out. Hehehe! Happy Birthday Girl. Thanks! the party people (Anna, Nina, the birthday celebrator Ronald, Patricia with hubby, Vi, me, Billy and Izza)
3 and 1/2 girl, i mean 3 females, and 1 male, i mean 2 males 2 females. Wow, I'm suddenly confused.
kami ulit...Nina was the one taking most of the pics here using her brand new 8 point something mega pixels digicam.

kami na naman...alang humpay na picturan

billy the porky and catz the cat...getting ready to drink some booze!

...busy days

My weekend schedule was so tight that I missed to update my blog. Last saturday, I attended a birthday party of Gene. There was a bunch of hotties present but none of them was my type. Choosy! LOL. At 12 midnight, we went to Palawan Bar 2 in Cubao to watch the Primadonas' performance. It was a fun night, i mean dawn...hehehe.

On Sunday, I was rather busy than the usual. I had a difficult time finishing my house chores, obviously because I don't have anyone to divvy them up with. Finally at 6pm, I was done doing the laundry, then I headed for Commonwealth to attend another event of the SKs of District II. Good thing it started and finished early. But the night won't be complete without drinking beer, so we drank a couple of bottles then went home at 3am. Hay kakapoy oi!

Not exactly the one that's depicted in the picture. Hahaha.

...dance contest

Jhojo was one of the judges of the contest. What does he know about hip hop dancing? Well, being the dance empress, he is an expert, the right person for the job! He knows exactly who's cute and who's not! Hahaha! This is one of my bets, though they only bagged the 2nd place and surprisingly, a group of girls got the first prize. Woooh! They stuck it and brought it on!

There's one thing we can be proud of, Filipinos are great dancers, no matter what genre it is! Congratulations boys!

...wlang kokontra!

Looking at these guys really makes me drool! Hahaha. Just Kidding! Definitely, I was one lucky biatch surrounded by stunningly cute boys...Hay! Too many men, too little funds. Hahaha!Rovel
John Paul
Rovel again

And the winner is...........

Macy!

Ok fine! Hehehe! Love yah gurl. Mwahh. Lucky ka!

...at Papus with SKs and friends

After Ronald's birthday celebration at Metro Phi in Metro Walk, Izza and I franctically rushed to Papus bar to meet my friends. I was so excited at the idea of drinking with the young ones again and meeting new faces, ahemmm, handsome ones. walang humpay na inuman...ito ang tama!

ang tropang lasenggero with Izza

ang mga manginginom

Izza, me, JP and Jhojo

picture picture! JP, Jhojo, Neil, Rovel, Jen, Eliza and Macy

...sshh sshh, baby's sleeping!

Despite drinking until the wee hours, Jen and I still looked sober, while John Paul slept like a log and like a baby...zzzZzzzZzzz

...klowns Q. Ave with the Brgy Kulitan

Brgy Kulitan never gets tired coz we're young and restless. Lastnight, we went to Klowns Q Ave to kill our precious time and waste our energy but vaut le coup! We enjoyed the repertoire of Jose and Wally. They were very ridiculous! We laughed our heart out at their flagrant jokes. In addition to the already boisterous gang is the boy next door kagawad John Paul
Ej looked respectable on his placid mode
strike a pose...hehehe

The three musketeers! Hunks in the house...hmmm yummy! LOL!

...pay day na naman!

Who says only girls like shopping? In the Philippines where most men are metrosexuals (and more than 80% of them are gay), men carrying paper bags at a mall during payday are a common sight. I have nothing against them coz they have the money to waste, and I myself, once in a while, mob around bargain sales together with a press of shoppers.

According to Noel Jones, money is active, it doesn't sleep, it's always in motion. Money flows in and out of your account. You make money by circulating money. Holding tightly onto money does not increase your prosperity. So the first step in attracting money is to stop clinging to it. Start thinking of how keeping money in motion will bring you greater wealth. Put aside a certain amount of your earnings in savings (the experts usually recommend 10 percent) and scatter the rest. Now, this doesn't mean you should just toss your money about mindlessly. Look for other profitable avenues to move your money to, such as a new business, mutual funds or even just a regular savings account if that's all that works for you right now. The important thing is to keep the money moving.

...the good, bad and ugly

It can always be worse:

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

...be proud of your son

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes. The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday. The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also manage to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday. The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend. The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons. The fourth friend, who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked: What'! s going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, What about your son? The fourth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible! What a disappointment you must feel! The fourth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.

Now Isn't that Sp..e... cial !!!!!!!

Some words need not be said to be understood, but understood without the need for words...

...more humor

These are from a book called, Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________________
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
____________________________________________
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
____________________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
_____________________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
_____________________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
_____________________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

...it's joke time

Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?
Anak: Yes, Daddy.
Daddy: Maka-Diyos?
Anak: Sobra Dad.
Daddy: Nasaan siya?
Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!

Genie: Dahil pinalaya mo ako, may 3 wishes ka!
Man: Gawin mo akong rich, pero di bayad ng tax; powerful, pero di halata;notorious,
pero wala sabit.
Genie: Mula ngayon ikaw na si PING LACSON.

Two young priests discussing prospects of celibacy.
P1: Do you think Vatican will allow us to get married?
P2: Not in our generation, maybe our children!

Guro: Ibigay ang kahalagahan ng PERIOD!
Pupil: Nang hindi dumating ang PERIOD ni Ate, hinimatay si Mommy,
nastroke is Daddy, at nagbaril sa sarili yong pari namin!

Pres. GMA visited Mental Hospital and talked to a patient.
GMA: Do you know me? I'm the President
Patient: Ah, don't worry, when I came here I used to say I am the President, but we have good doctors, you'll be cured too!

What makes a happy man:
daughter is on the cover of Cosmo;
son is on the cover of Sports Illustrated;
mistress is on the cover of Playboy; and
wife is on the cover of Missing Persons

Doc: Congrats! Tell your husband you're pregnant.
Lady: I'm single.
Doc: Tell your lover.
Lady: There's no lover.
Doc: OK, then. Tell your parents to prepare for the second coming of Christ!

A widow asked a lawyer about her late husband's will.
Lawyer: Your husband left 'all he had' to the Home for the Aged.
Widow: But what about me?
Lawyer: You're "ALL HE HAD."

A man was dying of cancer. One day his son asked: "Dad, why do you keep on telling everybody that you are dying of AIDS?" His reply: "So that when I die no one will f*** your Mom."

Sa loob ng isang motel:
GIRL: "Hu,hu,hu..bakit natin ginawa ito? dl na ko virgin at 2 beses pa nating ginawa!"
BOY: Aba! Isa lang ah!
GIRL: "bakit, hindi mo ba uulitin?"

What Women Say:
TEENAGE GIRL: Kiss me, but marry me.
WIFE: No money, no honey.
MISTRESS: With house, open blouse.
SECRETARY: Forget your wife, always remember me!
KUMARE: Wala ang pare mo, pwede na tayo.
GRO: No pay, no lay.
POKPOK: Money down, panty down.
SALESGIRL: Buy me this dress, I give you happiness.
MADRE: Gusto ko sana, may pari bang kakasa?
BIYUDA: Matagal nang wala, ikaw ay pinagpala.
OLD MAID: Noon pa sana, ngayon, paano na?

DALAGITA: 'Nanay, totoo ba kung saan pinasok ang ANO, doon din lalabas ang bata?"
NANAY: "Oo naman."
DALAGITA: "Di kaya masira ipin ko!?"

...the celebration

to celebrate the success, we went straight to Jim's Bar and Resto (just walking distance from Jhojo's place). For three straight nights, red horse and some pork, chicken and fish side dishes were always there to make merry. In the pic are Jhojo, Sk Kevin and Neil. Sk Regie and SK Macy were also there to kill the fatted calf.

last night also was a fun night coz our bunso finally talked relatively long enough for us to be awed. Love it! LOL! In the pic are SK Eliza, Sk Bernard & Sk Jen.

after the pageant, though SK Eliza, SK Jen, Sk Kevin, SK Melissa, Jhojo and I were very tired and hungry, we still managed to put a sincere smile on our faces. Too bad Sk Macy was still busy running errands.

Kagawad Joboy did a very good hosting job lastnight. The show turned out to be very hilarious because of the great tandem with Kagawad Don (not in the pic). In middle is Neil, one of the District Coordinators of the office of the Vice Mayor.

SK Jen with Jhojo and me

some of the committee members of the pageant, SK Macy and Sk Jen

...Mr and Ms Teen Icon 08

Beauty pageant is a common thing in the country. Lastnight, I witnessed the victorious moments of two deserving youths who won the title Mr & Ms Teen Icon 2008 which was held in Project IV, Quezon City. The said event was the first project of the SK Federation of District III, Quezon City where some of my new found SK friends are a part of. Though the show was amatuerish, it was indeed a success. Thanks to the efforts of our 'present' and hopefully 'future' youth leaders. By the way, my friend Jhojo was the chairman of the board of judges representing the office of our honorable Vice Mayor, Herbert M. Bautista. Kudos! Mr. And Ms. Teen Icon 2008

the first runners-up

the 2nd runners-up

The ten finalists of Mr & Ms Teen Icon waiting for the announcement of the titles